So today, Tigger's Girl donned her trusty ipod and went to the gym. Total poundage lost 15lbs. Whoo-hoo!
And as I was at the gym today I noticed it was packed! I luckily got there just in time to snag the last treadmill. The heart monitor didn't work, but beggars can't be choosy. Since I didn't have the heart monitor to keep my attention, and I wanted to avoid thinking of others things (just listening to your ipod doesn't keep your mind from wandering)...I looked at all these other people and I wondered...am I the only one who checks out other women at the gym and like flipping through a catalog, chooses the ones she likes? And not even the entire girls, just parts of them...I'll take that butt, her stomach, that one's calves, and her breasts but only if they come in the shade that matches my outfit and only if there is a garauntee to stay that perky...Oh my God, look at the buns on that one...I bet she never eats carbs...or cheese...or chocolate...or ice cream or actual food for that matter...Oh look I just hit 4 miles, time to go home and have some Girl Scout cookies...just kidding, no Girl Scout cookies.
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