Death according to Lazarus...

Never ask me to keep a secret. I am awful at it. Next week is a surprise party for a friend and I am certain I am going to blow it. My strategy: avoidance. He'll never suspect something's up if I avoid him...but suspecting something's up is way better than me blurting out "Hey how many available men are going to be at theis party?" Or I could ask his wife "When am I supposed to pick up the food?" or several other party related details I should not be a part of.